Author: DocHopper

Weather report for the United States for the next 50 years: There will be a regular, indiscriminate hail of bullets…

to the tune of “Sister Golden Hair” Well I headed for the bathroom, but I made an awful mess So…

Now that the cost of a single F-35 stealth fighter has dropped to $89 million, there is still hope for…

Trump’s latest stance on firearm purchase background checks. (we check every 15 minutes) “I no longer am supporting deep background…

To the tune of the Beatles’ “HELP” When I was thinner, so much thinner than today I had my daddy’s…

to the tune of “stuck in the middle with you Well I had to give confession tonight,Father Gary said his…

To the tune, “Sounds of Silence” Hello Donald, you old fraud We see your giant brain is flawed Behold the…

“During my visit to Great Britain, there was excitement about the event of my visit. They’re calling it “D Day”…

“I had a meeting, a very productive one-on-one meeting alone with Queen-mum. That’s what they call her because she doesn’t…

Chokin’ the Chicken With You To the tune of “Stuck in the Middle With You” Well I had to give…