President Trump, while delivering a surreal State of the Union speech, awarded radio shock joke Rush Limbaugh, the Medal of Freedom. Reliving his paper towel giveaway, following the devastation in Puerto Rico, Trump languidly tossed the medal into the audience.
Despite the scramble of the attendees, a leaping Rush was able to shove Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg out of the way and catch the medal in his teeth, like a dog snatching a Frisbee out of the air.
Trump told the members of Congress as well as the hundreds of people watching the State of the Union speech at home, that Rush was getting the nation’s highest civilian honor for having end-stage “lunch cancer” (he misread the teleprompter), narrowly beating out Sean Hannity’s anal warts.