he Gospel According to Saint Donald
Now that Trump is looking to shore up his base among Christians,
who are embarrassed to support a presidential candidate, who
claims their religion as his own, Trump has spelled out his
interpretation of the New Testament:
1. Cheating on your wife is OK if you at least offer to pay the
slut you’re in bed with.
2. It’s OK to swear an oath on a big stack of Bibles as long as
you sincerely have no intention of adhering to it.
3. Contracts are for suckers. Make sure they do what they
promised on their part; ignore anything required of you.
4. Hiring illegals is just good business.
5. If you SEE something, SUE something.
The Trump Gospel
