New Law Combines Cremation with Dinner

Here in California we can’t go composting human remains willy nilly, but a new law goes into effect this coming July that will allow for Alkaline Hydrolysis. This “water cremation” turns a human body into a brownish syrupy residue, with left over bones. This residue, that looks a lot like a Starbuck’s Frappuccino, can be poured down the sink. But why waste it?

Coming on the heels of another new California law, that allows folks to scoop up road kill for dinner table consumption, those cable cooking shows may soon be getting some competition from YT amateurs. Imagine the combined possibilities:

Oh, Deer Granny Soup

Cats in the Kettle With Left Over Bob

Flat Possum with Auntie au Jus

Add in a wood chipper, to tenderize the road kill that’s past its use-by date to get:

Chunka Chunka Burning Cuz

Brown Fondu ala Frank

Auntie Em and her Flying Monkeys

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