Most Americans don’t know that Rudy Giuliani, the tarnished former mayor of New York, works in the Trump administration for free. This arrangement, where Rudy works as Trump’s personal attorney and adviser without pay seems awkward to some, but ….
“It’s like that muttering homeless guy, who steps up to wash your windshield without being asked, said an anonymous White House aide. “Your windshield ends up worse than when he started, but you feel obligated to throw a couple of bucks at him; he’s doing the best he can with Swiss cheese for a brain.”
“The president doesn’t pay Rudy, because frankly, he’s an idiot. We in the West Wing just feel sorry for him, because he’s like that loner ape at the zoo, that throws fruit at the visitors and eats his own feces.”
“Stupid is my Cover” says Rudy
