to the tune of “Sister Golden Hair”
Well I headed for the bathroom, but I made an awful mess
So I got the mop and bucket and applied myself with zest
I ain’t ready to wear Pampers but I do agree there’s times
When these pull-ups sure can be a friend of mine
Well I keep on thinkn’ bout you, mister bladder full surprise
But I just can’t move no faster, with these hips and with these thighs
I’ve been cutting back on liquids, even shunning beer and wine
But it doesn’t mean I’ll make it every time
When you see me in a puddle, do you think that life is fair?
When my Johnson starts to bubble, and I’m squirming in that chair
Well I tried to shake it, I don’t mind sayin’, I just won’t make it
Well I keep on thinkn’ bout you, mister bladder full surprise
But I just can’t move no faster, with these hips and with these thighs
I’ve been cutting back on liquids, even shunning beer and wine
But it doesn’t mean I’ll make it every time
With the grand kids when I visit, they say “Gramps it’s over there.”
But there’s someone in the bathroom, and I knock but they don’t care.
Well I tried to brake it, I don’t mind sayin’, I just won’t make it
A doo whop doo whop A doo whop