To the tune of “Puff the Magic Dragon”
Pud the rampant bigot lived by himself
In a shabby, one room dump, with a pistol on his shelf
Pud the white skinned bigot, only watched Fox News
They told him he should hate the blacks, the Mexicans and Jews.
Pud the rampant bigot loved that rascal Trump
Whose pubic hair’s glued to his scalp with the IQ of a stump
Went to every rally to hear that blowhard yell
He shouted back ,“let’s lock her up
And send that bitch to Hell”………… Oh
Pud the rampant bigot wore his MAGA prop
Swore allegiance to the man who’s now his racist pop
How to make Trump notice that he’s a racist too?
Why load his Glock and head on out
To bag himself a Jew
Pud the rampant bigot shouted on his blog
“There’s a migrant caravan arriving at a jog.
Gotta blame George Soros, that wrinkled up old kike
No one else could make them come
Those Jews are alike” ……… Oh
Pud the rampant bigot loaded all his guns
That synagogue called Tree of Life is where he’ll have his fun
Shoots the unarmed ushers, who meet him at the door
Waddles in and opens up, it’s time to kill some more
Pud the rampant bigot is news on Fox and Friends
Hannity disowns the man, says “crazy’s now a trend”
Trump speaks from the Oval, says he’s not to blame
“Spewing hatred’s what I do, it’s how I win the game.”