Preserved coil of Jesus feces.
This perfectly preserved coil of brown excrement, squeezed out by a grunting Jesus Christ around the time of the Last Supper, has been analyzed and proven authentic.
DNA samples taken from our Christ pile, harvested in the Holy Land, has been genetically compared to a toenail Jesus relic in the Holy Trinity Safe, located at the Vatican.
There is no doubt that this Jesus loaf is genuine, and contains remnants from food items served at the Last Supper: fish, lamb and bread. (Some seeds are visible).
Gazing at this stool in its hermetically sealed packaging, you and your friends will be reverently exclaiming, “holy shit” for years to come … and you’ll be accurate.
Weighing in at approximately 226 grams, this blessed coil of excreta is exactly what you need to complete your Holy Land shrine or diorama, and because of
our airtight packaging, no refrigeration is necessary. There’s no reason it can’t last another 2,000 years