Activision unveils its new first person shooter game:
Call of Duty: Gaza Edition!
You’re a sniper on the Israeli side of the Gaza fence, picking off Palestinians.
In beginner mode you hone your skills plugging amputees hobbling on crutches and fleeing in wheelchairs.
In Level 2 you concentrate on children …. you have to move fast! Those little Arab terrorist wannabees move like cockroaches amid the burning tires and twitching bodies.
Once you’ve moved up to Level 3, the game allows you to be selective in your weaponry. M-16? You got it. .50 caliber? Lock and load!
Throughout the action, Ivanka Trump appears in the lower right corner of the screen, breathily keeping tally of your kills.
If your kill-to-wounded ratio gets too out of whack, Jared Kushner appears on the lower left, screaming things like “you call yourself a Jew? Aim for the head!”
There is also a PG rated “Wimp Mode” in the game, that parents can activate for their little straight shooters. In this mode you just shoot rubber bullets and tear gas.