Forced to fly under the radar since her father’s election in 2016, a lesser known daughter of President Trump has begun to chafe at being ignored. Always shunned at family gatherings and absent from Trump group photos, Ivulva Trump, was born out of wedlock after her housekeeper mother refused to have an abortion.
“Her daddy weren’t so famous back in 1979”, says Latissa May Alcott, in her book “Always the Back Door”.
“Course he was going bald even back then, but he let me put that fine hair of his into cornrows after he done riding me every Wednesday afternoon. He like me to spank his narrow ass with a Jet Magazine to git him warmed up… like that white lady done with the Forbes.
“ I couldn’t afford to hire me no lawyer oncet I find out I was knocked…. and the Donald say he couldn’t be the daddy on account of he always usin’ ‘the back door’, but that boy never could tell a fat roll from a corn hole. Truth be told, I think he just embarrassed, even now.”
For her part, Ivulva Trump, now 39, has come forward to tell her story after turning down an offer of cash from the president’s attorney, Michael Cohen.
“He set across from me at Popeye’s Chicken and said he pay me shush money, now that I gots me some DNA evidence. But not only do I look like my daddy, I is a ultra supreme negotiator. I tell that shyster ‘put your wallet away, son …. you dealin’ with Ivulva Trump. Next time you see me is on Sixty Minutes!’ “