Nearly lost in the flurry of Executive Orders spewing from the Oval Office was one that emerged last Thursday.
The order specifies that any Muslim male seeking entry to the US, either as an immigrant, a refugee, or holder of a US visa, may not have a penis longer than that of the president. Thus the shorthand title of the order, “Trump’s One Inch Rule”.
Said an ecstatic President Trump:
“Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan ….
they’re all opening cock shortening clinics.
Who would have thought that as president,
I’d be creating jobs in the Middle East? It’s fantastic!”
