“To Whom My Concern” is the opening line in the medical evaluation released by The Donald’s personal physician.
No surprise that the health of the 70 year old candidate was described as “astonishingly excellent” by the apparently dyslexic man of medicine, who was handed off the job of being Trump’s doctor by his physician dad. Doctor Dad had apparently grown tired of being amazed every time Trump had a physical, since Trump’s “strength and stamina are extraordinary”.
Dr. Bornstein stated that Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected” as president.
Individuals in the medical community have privately said that the glowing medical review sounds suspiciously similar to the one issued on the health of North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, who was described as “perfect in every respect, with wind of extraordinary stamina and body mass of Gold Medal winning champion”. Kim’s medical review also began: “To Whom My Concern”, by the way, and was written by the only doctor on the dictator’s staff who wasn’t executed for writing “deficient medical reviews.”