Arizona’s tough talking Sheriff Joe R. Pie Hole has endorsed Donald Trump in his bid for president.
Said the crusty, sun baked gunslinger, “we need a man like Trump in the Oval Office. I have no doubt that he’ll get cracking on all the things that need doin’ just as soon as he has all the toilets replaced in the White House, seeings how they all been tainted by the darkies livin’ there now.”
Famous for his get-tough-on-criminals Tent City Jail, Pie-Hole went on to say, “Trump is a fella who understands that ya gotta tear down the bridges and build walls. It’s us against them. Together, he and I are gonna wall off Canadia just like the one planned for Mexico. Those criminals and rapists from the north are pouring across our border …. they don’t even sneak across, they drive their cars! We can use my inmate chain gangs to do the wall building work and make Canadia pay for it!”