In a case of the pot calling the kettle … well … black… President Trump has lately been age-slamming Joe Biden’s health in the days leading up to the election. Unfortunately for the president, this has led to questions about the 74 year old Trump’s own health, which he has often compared to that of an uber fit member of the Hitler youth.
But it’s like watching him try to put a square peg in a round hole, during a dementia test. The unscheduled, middle of the night visit to Walter Reed Medical Center last year, and then being outsmarted by a water bottle onstage in front of thousands, has raised doubts about his physical and mental fitness.
“I never had all those mini-strokes that no one is talking about. That unscheduled trip to Walter Reed’s last November ….. I just stopped in to see how his wife Donna is doing. I noticed her TV show hasn’t been on lately. So the story about Mike Pence being ready to step over my twitching body and take the wheel at the White House is fake news.
Doctors have reported that by the measure of the president’s height to weight ratio … he should be approximately 8 feet tall. Trump explains this away by claiming that the doctors always storm into the Oval Office with a scale, just moments after he has downed his regular lunch of eight double cheeseburgers.
“Neither Thomas Edison or Genghis Khan ever sent out 90 tweets during a single visit to the bathroom. Could I do this if I was overweight?”