Somethin bout the Donald ain’t right
His pants are oversize yet they’re tight
Gets his Maybelline by the case
But a pumpkin done threw up on his face
Dunce to the left of me
Moron to the right
And I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
He’s got the intellect of a stump
It’s so hard to keep a smile from my face
He can’t bend to even tie up his own lace
Retard to the left of me
Dullard on the right
And I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
Well he started out with millions
But insists that he’s a self made man
Creditors come callin’
but the orange man starts bawlin’ and says
“Please …. please .....”Failure is the mark of his brand
Rendered by his own tiny hand
Tweeting he’s on top of the heap
Promises are something he can’t keep
Flunkies to the left of me
Butt boys to the right
And I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
Well he can’t stand to be corrected
When his lies are all dissected
He only wants reporters
Who are also his supporters and say
“Please ….. please …”Competence ain’t something he seeks
Your lips must be attached to his cheeks
It’s okay if as a thinker you’re a dud
Your boss ain’t near as smart as Elmer Fudd
Kushner to the left of me
Rudy to the right
And I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with Trump
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Trump