Virus is Hoax Like Pearl Harbor, says Eric Trump

“Eric Trump claimed Saturday that the coronavirus will “magically” vanish after the November election and allow the country to fully reopen — an assertion that has no basis in science and is contradicted by health experts worldwide.

In an interview with Fox News’s Jeanine Pirro, Trump suggested the president’s critics were using the pandemic to undermine his father’s rallies, calling it a “cognizant strategy” that would cease once it was no longer politically expedient.

“You watch, they’ll milk it every single day between now and November 3,” the younger Trump said. “And guess what, after November 3, coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen.” Washington Post

Mr. Eric’s senior valet said that his boss was “still a little high” on pain meds, when he appeared on Fox News. “He was just back from the vet after having his incisor teeth ground down again. We have to get him down there once a month, regular as a menstrual cycle, or he starts gnawing on door frames.”

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