To the tune of “Margaritaville”
Eating hamberders
A side dish of furters
All of those drumsticks, covered with oil
Stuffin’ my fat face, calling for more plates
Smell my big shorts, they’re beginning to soil
Wastin’ my time again with Fox’s Hannity
Keepin’ all my KFC in a vault
Some people claim that I’m a douchebag and vain
But I know, pizza’s better with salt
Don’t know the reason
I’ve been charged with treason
Hid all the facts cause that’s just what I do
I’m stuck here with Rudy
In drag he’s a cutie
I’ve been impeached and I haven’t a clue
Wastin’ my time again with Fox’s Hannity
Keepin’ all my KFC in a vault
Some people claim that I’m a douchebag and vain
But I know, pizza’s better with salt
They tried a draftin’
My bone spurs are laughin’
Suckers and losers got sent in my place
A vet in a wheelchair
Who left both his legs there
I shoved down the stairs when he got in my face
Wastin’ my time again with Fox’s Hannity
Keepin’ all my KFC in a vault
Some people claim that I’m a douchebag and vain
But I know, pizza’s better with salt