“President Trump is planning on “Making Federal Buildings Beautiful Again” with an executive order that would make a classical style the default for federal buildings in Washington and other parts of the country, with Mexico paying the tab, The New York Times reported Wednesday.” — The Hill
A spokesman from the White House Ministry of Information, Jackson Goebbels, confirmed that the makeover will start “just as soon as the president finishes with his purge of the disloyal socialist scum, who testified against him during the impeachment.”
Goebbels added, “this president has a keen eye for architecture, yes? His private land holdings reflect his interest in sweeping classical structures, recreating Roman columns, and a turn to the nostalgic past, but with much better concrete than was available to the Fatherland, back in the 1930’s.”
Other executive orders being put together now, he added, “seek to brush aside any past influences of the mongrel races that contaminated American society following World War II.”
Stephen Miller, Trump’s closest advisor for policy, added that the president’s “Act for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service,” would soon follow, purging “undesirables” from every part of the federal government. Calling it “Hamberderflinging,” Miller was disdainful of reporters who asked if “undesirable” equals “non-Ayran.”
“You will find that the new judges now being confirmed in secret, by a more compliant Senate, will not tolerate such insulting questions, from you of the leftist propaganda swamp,” he sneered. “Think carefully before you speak. We know who you are. We know where you live.”