On Sunday President Trump admitted that he “used the telephone machine”
to speak with the newly elected leader of Ukraine, months earlier.
“I couldn’t use the Twitter, he said, “our intelligence services
couldn’t confirm that President Hugh Krane has thumbs, so what would be
the point?”
The president said he wanted Ukrainian proof that Biden’s son, Ben
Ghazzi, had stolen a shipment of record players bound for the Soviet
Union during the cold war.
“This would have changed everything,” Trump said, alluding to the effect
Doris Day records would have had on the space race.
“I expose this evil conspiracy and suddenly I’m the bad guy? The Lame
Stream Media make me me out to be an idiot every time I open my mouth. I
don’t need their help!”
Trump Claims to be Useful Idiot
