Mass Shooting Weather Report

Weather report for the United States for the next 50 years:

There will be a regular, indiscriminate hail of bullets affecting all areas within America.

A flood of thoughts and prayers will inundate the airwaves for up to two weeks following each hail storm.

Precipitation in the form of tears will increase in those months that have letters from the alphabet in them.

A fog of presumed motivations will roll in to obscure the the cause of the hail storms, which will continue to be the unspoken elephant in the room.

Rising tides of outrage will threaten to change the status quo, but then recede as the nation braces for the next unpredictable storm, that is already on the way.

Our leaders will step up to say that it is simultaneously too soon and too late to attempt the passage of any legislation designed to mitigate the storm surge, which is only likely to worsen.

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