President Trump doubled down yesterday on his Dorian Disaster, claiming
that this storm was instrumental in wiping out the dinosaurs.
“There’s a 95 percent chance that this Dorian hurricane killed off the
dinosaurs. The only chance they had of heading off their extinction was
the T-Rex. He had a prehistoric Sharpie in his little hand and was in
the process of changing the direction of the storm, when he accidentally
dropped it into a volcano.
I liked the dinosaurs. It was sad to see them go. So sad.
But it was to our advantage, because if they had survived, cars would be
so much bigger.
So much bigger.
Have you ever seen a brontosaurs try to parallel park? This is not
beautiful at all.”
Blame the T-Rex
