to the tune of “stuck in the middle with you
Well I had to give confession tonight,
Father Gary said his pants were too tight
I’m so scared in case he runs out of lube
Over there I see we have one more tube
Pants to the left of me, boxers to the right
Here I am chokin’ the chicken with you
Yes I’m chokin’ the chicken with you
And I’m wondering what you want me to do
It’s so hard and hanging over my face
Holy goo is spread all over the place
Pants to the left of me, boxers to the right
Here I am, chokin’ the chicken with you
When you started you were naked
And you’re proud that you’re a selfie man
Alter boys you’re trollin’
Offer up their butts and say
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
This confession booth is really too small
Is it cool to spit it out on the floor
‘Cause I don’t think I can take any more
Pants to the left of me, boxers to the right,
Here I am, chokin’ the chicken with you
Well you started wearing nothin’
And you’re proud that you’re a selfie man
Alter boys you’re trolling
Offer up their butts and say
Please, please
Well I don’t think I should be here tonight,
But I’m drugged and I don’t think I can fight
I’m so scared with Father’s balls on my chin
And I’m gaggin on what’s still shoving in
Pants to the left of me,
Boxers to the right, here I am,
Chokin the chicken with you,
Yes I’m chokin the chicken with you,
Chokin the chicken with you, here I am chokin the chicken with you