The White House reported today that a faulty MCAS sensor was not the cause of the erratic flight path of Air Force One last week.
Colonel Sanders’ daughter Sarah, speaking in the press room, assured reporters that the deadly Boeing anti-stall equipment is not present on 747 planes, including the one ordinarily used by President Trump.
“The president was proudly showing off a new golf cart, said Sanders. “Every time he rolled toward the tail, the nose of the aircraft would rise dramatically because of the shift in weight. But then once he rolled forward again, the pilots had to fight the controls to keep from going into a nose dive. Thankfully, someone on the Mar-a-Lago flight had the presence of mind to set the parking brake on the cart, while Mr. Trump was tweeting from the executive toilet.”
Sanders categorically denied that a crash of Air Force One with President Trump aboard, would have wiped out the dinosaurs had it occurred 66 million years ago.