Hamberders and the grease of daily KFC will eventually take their toll. And once we’ve had Trump lying in state at the Washington DC Pizza Hut for a few days, it will be time to ship his bloated remains to whatever cemetery lost the intermnet lottery and is required to accept him.
This is where your ticket to “Dump on Trump” will be redeemed. Your tour bus will wheeze to a stop outside the weed choked graveyard and you will be issued your roll of toilet paper entitled “Covfefe”: 200 individual sheets listing Trump’s crimes, misdeeds, philandering, cheating, money laundering, and treasonous activities. It is generously illustrated with images of executive orders, baldness cures and demands for payment from Russian oligarchs.
You and your fellow ticket holders will head to the giant marble iPhone replica lying in the grass. There you will wait your turn, while being entertained with holographic images of The Donald being spanked by porn stars, tweeting on the toilet and visibly worshiping dictators.
Soon will come your turn to squat on a larger than life etching of Donald Trump, and deposit your personal pile of feces, on the final resting place of the worst president in American history. He did it you, and now you can do it to him.
In this way you will be taking part in the heartfelt desire of our population to appologize to the world and to Make America Great Again.