Apparently tripping over his high heels again, Trump’s latest attorney from the “where are they now” file, raised the bar for head smacking stupidity on Fox and Friends yesterday.
It has often been said that the most dangerous place in America is between Rudy Giuliani and a microphone and the Fox appearance lent credence to that estimation.
Basking in the glare of 1,000 watt klieg lights, Rudy G. , known as the record holder for the number of times “911” can be used in a single sentence, may have tipped the president’s hand to Fox’s audience of American dullards.
“We’ve got a drawer full of executive orders warming up in the bull pen, said New York’s ex-mayor. First one …. Mueller shows up for work and finds the locks changed. Bam! He’s not fired but now he can’t oversee anything.”
“Second ….. all subpoenas for the president must be sent to Trump Tower in Manhattan. Boom! Security won’t let them in the front door.”
Third …. Mister Trump disowns the title of president, instead becoming Emperor. Pow! You won’t find anything in the Constitution limiting the power of an American emperor ……”
A flurry of hand signals from the nearby talking heads failed to block Rudy’s runaway pie hole, so a “Please Stand By” flashed on the nation’s TV screens for 18 seconds. When Fox and Friends resumed, Giuliani’s chair was vacant except for his pearl necklace and lipstick.
Trump Tweet in response to the broadcast:
“Rudy should check with me before going on national television. That mascara made him look cheap.”