Chafing at the skepticism regarding his claim of massive voter fraud favoring Hillary in the 2016 election, President Trump has identified the actual evil doers by name.
“I put my best people on this. The best. The people on my team are the best. I told them to work their computer magic and come up with a list of the illegal immigrants who illegally voted to make Hillary the illegal president. They had the answer in 24 hours. That’s it. Just 24 hours. Like I said, they’re the best.
They tell me that the illegals who voted in our 2016 election are named Thomas, Ricardo and Haroldito. Translated from Mexican, that means Tom, Dick and Harry.
That’s right, folks …. as we speak, agents from ICE and Homeland Security are fanning out across the nation to arrest every Tom, Dick and Harry who voted for Hillary. Once they’re caught, we’re shipping them back where they came from and Mexico’s gonna pay for it!”
