The quasi military religious nutbag gaggle of collective ignorance (also known as ISIS) has joined the international clamor over the rights of passengers on commercial airliners with regard to personal space.
Recent events involving the reclining of seat backs have resulted in arguments, fisticuffs and even unplanned diversion of flights to alternate airports in order sort out passenger issues.
On its popular jihadi website, UCANBANASSHOLE2.com the current ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has suggested that passengers could have their heads removed prior to boarding and the heads stuffed under the seats. The decapitated bodies would be stored in the plane’s cargo hold until landing at the designated airport.
Asked whether he thought people could actually be convinced to take up his suggestion, he scoffed:
“Have you noticed nothing? I recruit the brightest of the Islamic men to run around the desert, growing beards and slaughtering innocents for no pay, no benefits and obviously no showers …. and on top of that I make them wear those embarrassing ISIS clown outfits while they do it. You think if I can convince the best of the best to do this that I cannot get decadent Americans and British to fly headless? You watch. You will see.”