Singer/Songwriter Bob Dylan is in the grease with his neighbors in the ritzy enclave of Malibu, California. He put in this Gi-normous outhouse, you see, for his compound guards to use, and the smell is driving the nearby rich and famous to distraction. “Hell, I never even liked his music, quipped one neighbor, “and now I have to smell his butt gas?” The city administration sent an inspector to Dylan’s property to see if the turd factory met local zoning laws, but the hapless civil servant was turned away by uniformed guards who hurled feces at his vehicle. “I think they were Polish”, said Edgar Blyven, interviewed later at city hall, where he was using a squegee to remove fecal matter from his windshield.
Bob Dylan Ass Fog in Malibu
